Kuala Lampur, Oct. 21 — The average Malaysian should look as flat as a roti canai by nowat the rate the government keeps throwing the rakyat under the bus.
The Malaysian culture of non-apologising is particularly prevalent among our politicians. It’s rather telling, this strange amnesia among our politicians about their behaviour during and right after the Sabah election.
How did a minister “forget” he changed the SOP for arrivals from Sabah, declaring no quarantines were needed, conveniently allowing politicians to bypass the two-week quarantine?
Why did our prime minister only decideto take two weeks of isolation when members of his Cabinet were found to have Covid-19, instead of right after returning from Sabah?
The only sorry we have from SOP-flouters in the government seems to be, to borrow lyrics fromthat Rihanna song, “you’re only sorry you got caught.”
Every day a minister announces the numbers of people caught and fined for going against Covid-19 SOPs and to be honest, I wonder how much of it are people not caring for the rules or just making up KPI numbers.
Dear politicians: we still remember how a sobbing student was fined RM1,000 just for adjusting his mask down for the briefest moment out of discomfort.
Yet our politicians go to crowded gatherings, eschew masks entirely, and do ridiculous things such as shaking hands.
It was also ridiculous the National Security Council had to remind Umno that maybe having a meeting right now, during the CMCO, is a bad idea.
I try to imagine doing a documentary about Malaysian politics but it might be hard for anyone to take seriously as the way some of our politicians act, it’s as though Malaysia is just a Wes Anderson movie just without all the Caucasians.
In the meantime, there are bright spots in these current times – Dewan Bahasa and Pustaka is fully utilising the Malay language’s ability to convey passive-aggressiveness via very amusing social media posts.
Being inspired by their example, I thus leave you with my own stab at the pantun.
Tercari-cari kedai di pekan
Namun semuanya senyap dan sunyi
Sebelum ketam ajar anak berjalan
Sedarlah sikit tuan punya diri
Long did I seek for shops in town
Shuttered and silent were all that remained
Before the pot calls the kettle black
In the mirror perhaps lies the cause for disdain
* This is the personal opinion of the columnist.
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